Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Precrastinate

Getting things done early, the opposite of procrastinating.

I really tend to precrastinate all my assignments so I have more free time.

by Cinnamontwist March 31, 2020

Procrastinaked

After you bathe and you don't get dressed or do anything. Just lay around like a piece of shit listening to music

I was supposed to go back out for groceries after I showed but I was procrastinaked

by Double Bs April 4, 2020

Procrastination

The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now

I am an expert at procrastination

by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020

procrastination

Not wanting to do something until the las minute. In layman's terms : i'll define it tomorrow

John: Can you tell me what procrastination means?
Jack: i'll do it tommorow

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Procrastinating

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something

A clever kangaroo once said "like mate stop procrastinating"

by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. What I am doing right now

Procrastinating: I'll put an example later

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 11, 2020