Riding the Brown Pony 

When a girl is riding a black guy who is wearing a brown horse mask reverse cowgirl.

Did you hear about Becky? She was riding the brown pony all last night with Devonté.

Riding the Brown Pony by CreepyK420 August 8, 2015

teaser pony 

A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.

You're such a teaser pony.

teaser pony by Jeff11002 April 12, 2008

Pretty Pony 

A word/nickname for a boy/man who has a fat ass and thick legs. This is a term of endearment that should only be used for boys with muscle booties and thighs that could strangle an Ox. K

Pony is a term sexual in nature and alludes to mounting and riding. A guy who can be described as a Pretty Pony is someone you want to mount/ride on a regular basis. Y

Only a certain level of ass can assume this title M:
If you can not crack open a walnut with your cheeks... it does not apply to you. If you can not command the full attention of at least two suitors at once based solely on the girth of your rump... then it does not apply to you. If your ass does not have its own gravitional pull, attracting nearby asslovers then it does not apply to you.

If your ass is so fat and muscley that no underwear or pants can hide your butt crack then this term can apply to you. If you have to resort to hiding your ass behind things such as laptop bags, etc then this term applies to you. If your pony is so fat it takes two people to wrangle it... then it applies to you. If your ass is so fat that sometimes people randomly use it as a pillow or table... then it applies to you.

Hi my pretty pony

Pretty Pony by Yazzz Queen June 15, 2016

smacks the pony 

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.

She smacks the pony right now.

smacks the pony by zeuS9r July 7, 2007

Sand the Pony 

When one partner's hair stubble creates a rash on the other partner during a sexual encounter.

You need to shave; you really did sand the pony last night!

Sand the Pony by Dementis Lamia July 19, 2012

Jizzle Pony 

A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.

that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony

Jizzle Pony by 84750-23894 August 26, 2005

mexican pony 

A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.

Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.

mexican pony by notamexican October 16, 2008