Phantom Vibrations

adverb- when your cellphone is in your pocket, and you feel it vibrate, but no one is calling.

(feeling a little vibration on your leg)
'WTF, no one's calling. Must be a fucking phantom vibrations. Ghosts are trying to contact me."

by Polychronic November 17, 2009

Phantom Teabag

Tea Bagging an opponent you just killed in Halo while having Active Camouflage.

I just gave that noob a Phantom Teabag, He never saw it coming.

by Bud Select AK November 3, 2007

Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.

by TTM January 20, 2006

Phantom-Boner

when a girl is aroused, it gives the effect of a phantom boner. It's like having a boner, only girls don't have penises, so they get phantom-boners.

Beth: "aaron and luke were so hot when they were making out!"
Becky: "I know! I got a phantom-boner!"

by Jake-Off September 12, 2007

the phantom

When you take a shit and you look to see your work, and the shit has disappeared into the pipe. It vanished.

I just had a phantom shit, I can't see it at all.

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Phantastive

Phat+Fantastic+Festive

That party was phuckin' phantastive.

by The Slanguist June 9, 2003

phantom trampoline

the feeling you get of being on a trampoline despite no longer being on a trampoline, after recent bouncing activity.

dude my legs feel all bouncy, I think I've got phantom trampoline

by John Pennycock February 1, 2009