[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

Gay Patrick

A sexual act where three men simultaneously toss one another's salad while jerking off one another. The first man to ejaculate will be designated as the Patrick of the group and will be designated as the bottom bitch in the threesome.

Karl, Dave, and Ben felt a new bond after their first Gay Patrick. Determined to not be the Patrick of the group again, Ben wanted another round.

by Harry Johnson 1969 December 7, 2013

Patrick C

an ugly asshole who steals your computer when you're using it.

Excuse me Patrick C, Did you just know you stole my computer?

by lolszer October 18, 2008

The Black Patrick

“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”

Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings

by Black_Patrick February 7, 2023

Patrick Bloodgood

Patrick Bloodgood all around cool dude very cool, calm, and laid back. Loves family, friends, and the female population. Has a very big heart will do just about anything for anybody however if you piss him off there will be no more chances.

I am such a patrick I love having fun and flirting with all these major hotties. Damn you know you want that studmuffin Patrick Bloodgood.

by mike seaver February 4, 2010

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get patrick shwavy up in this bitch

by kinda bad person December 16, 2019

Patrick dempsey

The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest

man on earth.

Mcdreamy >>>>

Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever

by Patrick’s wife January 13, 2023