Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Panda Squad

What you get when you mix a Dutch, Canadian, and Irish girl.

Man, Nancy’s squad is so cool, I wish i had a panda squad.

by nancyfunkfit September 23, 2018

panda bitch

A ratchet hoe with mascara running down her face from fake crying

Chantelliqua is such a panda bitch she always gets her way by tears

by bongbongcingchong November 23, 2015

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 01, 2014

Korina Panda

Korina Panda is one big panda. She always laughs and sometimes she can make your vain on the neck break. She loves eggs and she can fight you with potatos. You need a Korina Panda in life

Korina? Oh that’s Korina Panda

by pandasquad44 January 04, 2020

Mama Panda

Refers to a person who is the god of all gods. The person is considered to be the smartest entity living on Earth. Doesnt need to refer to a female gender.

That mama panda is too intelligent.

by Level 97273939 January 31, 2017

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican May 08, 2011