Alabama Pleasure Pack

In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.

"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.

by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010

Joe Six Pack

A normal or average "run of the mill" person; or rather a person of daily life.

Joe Six Pack's SAT score was an 1000, because he's an average guy.

by Justin February 20, 2004

cold pack

Cold pack is when a person has sex with a corpse

I cold packed that girl on the slab.

by fireman039 November 2, 2009

Smoke that pack

It means the person got folded and its time to smoke that. Basically like if he got beaten in something.

Damn jay got knocked the fuq out.

We smoking that jay pack tonight.
Smoke that pack

by Hustlegb7 September 11, 2022

pencil pack

Packing a cigarette with marijuana after removing some of the tobacco. Useful for smoking in public areas, since it appears to be a normal cigarette. Usually packed into the cigarette using a pencil (which fits perfectly), hence the term.

Let's pencil pack a couple and go smoke on the white house lawn.

by Czx April 15, 2007

Manny Pack

1.a bag carried around by a male
2.a man purse

"Dude, put away your manny pack! It's freaking me out!"

by Sam and Emily January 25, 2008

Techno pack rat

One who downloads a vast array of music and movies from the internet by less than legal ways, but will not get rid of either after either watching it or losing interest in it. This causes the person in question to need more and more space for more and more useless media.

Dude, fucking Christian said he needed a terabyte hard drive because he's a huge techno pack rat. He's already seen every movie he has on there, and doesn't even listen to most of the music. What a fuckwad.

by Fucking r00ler May 28, 2009