sweet business

to poop or pee while working at ones desk, preferably in a cubical.

Bobbie quietly does the sweet business every morning at 11am.

by dgd November 22, 2006

downtown business

A man's nether regions; male naughty bits; a guy's private parts

His pants are so tight, you can see his downtown business!

by Michele N. February 03, 2006

business card

To sleep with a girl with whom you obtained or have given a business card to that night.

"I gave her my business card, and I might fax her ass in the morning"

by J.Dubbs April 12, 2006

business good

adj. Financially beneficial. Economically prudent.

Investing in the stock market was a business good decision.

by itsthatbradguy February 22, 2008

Business Drunk

When everyone wears a tie and sunglasses and gets wasted. Doing this guarantees an awesome night. Well it's assumed so, no one has ever actually remembered anything the next day. Inspired by an episode of 30 Rock.

Example One:
Tisha get your tie, Cindy and I are going business drunk to the Grotto.

Example Two:
I have an interview in the morning, so I'm preparing for it by getting business drunk tonight.

Example Three:
Frat Guy: Dude why do I keep finding all these ties in random places?

Frat Guy Two: Dude Business Drunk last night.

by Hottie McHotterton October 04, 2009

Business Sock

When a male ejaculates onto the bare foot of a passed out male or female and puts back on their sock. Thats why they call it the "business sock."

"Oh man I just gave Jane the sloppiest business sock ever!"

"Shit man dats whack"

by Estebanita October 29, 2007

monkey business

Selling apes, gorillas, or chimpanzees for profit.

Mark made a killing with his new monkey business, they are going for $1000 bucks a pop!

by Preesty May 04, 2007