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noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)
Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker
by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009
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Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples
" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"
by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016
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noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.
Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!
by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019
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Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.
Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!
by Galfinkus October 25, 2010
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Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.
Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.
by Fagtree August 7, 2010
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Loose noodle

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018
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noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.
STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.
by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009
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