australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

by Capt. Morgan March 11, 2007

got cum mustache?

when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.

u got a nice got cum mustache? there.

by beverly sex June 11, 2006

Mustang

Made by FORD
F - Found
O - On
R - Road
D - Dead

Every car made by ford is a death trap!! examples.. Ford Aerostar (you know... the ugly square van) ignition switch will some how spark and catch on fire!
Ford Explore - tires some how blow and the car flips over!! hmm.... Ford tried to blame Firestone for this when the put passenger tires on a SUV!!
Ford Focus - Pretty much everything is wrong with this thing!! i know a Ford mechanic and he hates working on this piece of shiet!

by jerbear December 9, 2003

Mustang

pathetic american car that has lost it's taste. many compasre this iron-box to the honda civic but they dont relize that they are actually in two different categories.
1.Struggling Sports Car
A. Ford Mustang
2.Family Economy Car
A. Honda Civic Sedan

now theres no need, compare a mustang to a nsx while ur at it, and dont say, oh its way more expensive than a mustang, because some of you are doin excatly that to the civic.

The guy who wrote that defionition is an asshole

'05 Mustang GT- $25k
'05 Civic Si- $20k
The 'Stang costs 20% more.

'05 Mustang GT- $25k
'05 NSX- $90k
The NSX costs over 300% more.

Now, for performance:

'05 Mustang GT: 0-60- 5.1-5.2 sec
'05 NSX: 0-60- 5.0 sec
Not much of a difference, moron... By the time I've spent 10k on a 'Stang it'll run low '9s on the 1/4.

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005

Mustang

1. The Orignal All-American Muscle Car.
2. Made by Ford, which was once the greatest car company of all time created by Henry Ford, but due to the recent crappy-ass management, came out with such retarded cars as Aerostar, Escort and Taurus which totally ruined the entire name that was Ford
3. The 7 letters that all Camaro, Firebird, Trans-Am owners see as it passes the finish line. All other cars are not worth racing, even if they got a head start.
4. Only existing car series to exist from the 3 listed above.
5. The only decent car of Ford that is left

Mustang's, Shelby's, Cobra's and GT's are all the epiphany of American Muscle, but have lost their Legendary performance and respect because of Ford's new crappy management.

by -=.SeNoR.NeUvA.YoRk.=- July 21, 2005

Mustapha's Rope

A bond, sometimes romantic, that forms between two members of the opposite sex who smoke weed together frequently. Named after an apocryphal story included in some editions of Arabian Nights in which Mustapha, a hashish merchant, has a tryst one of his customers, who is the wife of a local sheep herder. Mustapha and this woman smoke together a bunch of times and then start Kissing On The Lips. When her husband finds out he gets hella pissed and kills Mustapha as a sheep herder would. It Is Pretty Brutal.

Dogg, this ladybitch and I smoked out of her bong ten times this past weekend and we got this crazy Mustapha's Rope thing going on.

by breh breh breh November 14, 2011

Mustached

Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.

"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."

"You just got mustached"

"Screw Chad and his mustache!"

by someangryguy November 9, 2011