The Maryland Mount
When a partner shoves a flesh light up their partners ass and uses the flesh light to pleasure them selves
The Maryland Mount by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018
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Climbing Mount Improbable
Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.
Climbing Mount Improbable by annelisefrench September 23, 2010
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reverse mount rushmore
Defecating on the back of your partner's head while she's asleep, and molding the poo into a face with your hard cock
Guy 1: After Diana fell asleep last night I gave her a Reverse Mount Rushmore.
Guy 2: Did she like it?
Guy 2: Did she like it?
reverse mount rushmore by redexplosion March 21, 2009
Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School
75% are dumb white ragged kids and the other 25% are skinny ass athlete's that can't play any sport for shit. This school has the most ugly ass wannabees
"Omg I wanna go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School because I wanna be a hoe" said the nerd
"Bro since I can't play sports for shit, I have to go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel so I can at least get into 1 team... Ya know better get that insta bio going" said the skinny white boy
"Bro since I can't play sports for shit, I have to go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel so I can at least get into 1 team... Ya know better get that insta bio going" said the skinny white boy
Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School by Hotgal01 November 11, 2018
Epic Mount
Epic Mount by My Name Lol July 17, 2006
The Mount Vesuvius
When cheese and salsa are inserted in the vagina of a female. The heat will melt the cheese. Then insert a penis and fuck said vagina, thus mixing the cheese and salsa. Then punch said female in her pelvic region. The resulting explosion/ooze will flow like lava.
Guy 1: I totally gave Rachel The Mount Vesuvius last night!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!
The Mount Vesuvius by Sythin January 19, 2010