marterio

THE REALEST NIGGA ON EARTH.

Them: Mane marterio i wanna be the realest like you,
Me: YOU CANT LIL BRUH….LONG LIVE FLIPPA🐬🐬

by Marterio November 24, 2021

Martekah

Dammnnn Martekah is like no other. She is strong, independent, easy going, and a good listener. She may be easy going but she don’t take no bull shit. Martekah will have no problem calling you out but she chooses wisely. Cause she knows it’s either not worth her energy or the person just can’t handle the truth. She is so smart and always ready to learn new things. Not only she got brains but Martekah’s beauty is unmatched. Martekah’s typically have big brown eyes or hazel, and rocks any hairstyle from long to short. She wears her clothes with confidence and got curves for days. Anyone would be lucky to have a loyal person like Martekah in their life. Bow down to her since she is the queen of all queens

Have you heard that song “Hips don’t lie?” That song was written for Martekah

See that fine girl over there…. She has to be named Martekah

by Coldpeache November 24, 2021

monteira

funniest person you will ever meet. a person who has a great personality, smart,nice,caring,known but not popular and,antisocial.

Monteira is so cool

by hehehwbwnnx November 24, 2021

Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021

Marte

Marte is an ugly as bitch, who has autism. Marte is a mean trine molester. Martes often has aspergers and little to no talent. She is braindead.

What a dumb ass bitch, she must be a marte.

by martehatercult69420 January 4, 2022

Marteno

Is at first very shy but once getting to know him, he is very funny and will have you in stitches. People love to be around a marteno. He has a bright presence. He is very warm and loving. He has seductive eyes that will surely entice you. He is great in bed with a tongue that will drive you crazy. A marteno will get the party started with his fun style and whitty jokes.

Oh girl! Do you notice the way marteno has the whole party lit. He sure knows how to pull in a crowd.

by Nail Queen January 5, 2022

Molten Dip

The act of putting a packet of hot sauce after having sex with a girl to make sure the sperm is dead. If the woman, in order to get pregnant, tries to insert the condom inside of her, it will burn her while the male is leaving the place.

+Have you seen the news about drake?
-No. What happened?
+He did a Molten Dip on this intagram model. He left while she was burning

by o9911d January 11, 2022