comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.

Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know

by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020

mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world

hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help

by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020

Plug mommy

That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.

Guy1: I thruww u p

Guy2: where the shit at

Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3

by Spicy nugget September 26, 2020

Mommy-Mover

Mini-Van or larger motorized vehicle to haul a plethora of children around.

Jim Bob loved Michelle so much he bought her THREE mommy-movers! Lucky gal!

by over-thinker March 21, 2012

Mommy-board

A real word that shows the true colours of a person.

Fr tho what the fuck

Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard”
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”

by Kakaowo November 24, 2021

MOMMY'S CHICKEN

bhopal's favourite chicken serves marinated and raw chicken

mommy's chicken is the best chicken in town

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mommy Complex

A woman who enjoys babieing their partner such as letting them suck their thumb ect.

I have such a mommy complex
I love a woman with a mommy complex

by Friendwithapplessss May 22, 2023