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miller high life

'The Champagne of Beers', introduced in 1903 by Miller Brewing when people thought champagne was something special. Rumor has it that it once was something you could not only swallow, but somewhat enjoy. It's recipe has since been modified. Today, it's a cheaply brewed 'beer' that is made with one part leftover natural grain dust from real brews and one part miscellaneous animal by-product from super-massive poultry/livestock farms that often service fast food chains (dried and ground into dust).

Another example of bait-and-switch labeling.

Also referenced recently by idiots that do dares.
Idiots prove these tales to be true via 'dare':

"The human body can't possibly drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down."
"You can't eat two tablespoon-fulls of nutmeg without vomiting"
"Drinking miller high life in excess of 4 ounces per day for a week gives one any range of various medical disorders"

-In the case of miller high life it might even be considered fun to see which disease/disorder the consumer acquires.
by Five Star General of Earth August 18, 2013
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Millered

To "borrow" something of value from someone, sell it, tell person that you owe them $20, never repaid.
Brian borrowed my literature book. I hope I don't get Millered!
by Johnny Monet February 11, 2004
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Miller Shuffle

Art of drinking lots of pints of non alcoholic beverages (preferbaly water) on a night out
by an abitual line stepper December 5, 2004
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milder

ma-il-der

A person lacking friends and or little to no social interactions. A milder is also someone who is tall and sluggish and have yet to loose their virginity and have had no affectionate interactions with a female. For example, kissing, making out, blow jobs, fingering.....etc. basically a milder is a unsocial, sluggish, tall, virgin with no ambition in life and will go no where in life.
That kid was sitting next to me all year, I didn't even know he went to school here. What a milder.

He's 17 and a virgin with no friends, what a milder.
by Grand master Lockwood January 25, 2016
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Miller

An teacher that is horrible. She is dumb and needs help.
That ding machine is going crazy. It must be Ms.Miller.
by 90u49837 May 11, 2018
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joel miller

Some fag who listens to Two Pack Shaker and thinks he's a good rapper.

Also goes by Saint or Saint Milla.
Zach: "Did you see that Joel Miller fag? He tried to beat Co Cainz in a rap battle. LMAO."

Two Pack Shaker: "Wow what a fag lmao Co Cainz is the best rapper of all time."
by CoCainz May 20, 2014
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Steve Miller

A smelly emo,that never washes',Make's friends with cunts that laugh like a proper troll ,has bawky fingers and loves to take a shit and smell his own hand,whilst wanking off,and then texting caroline that he just had a absailing session with himself
(1) O My God Its Steve Miller Run Like Fuck!!!!!

(2) Can you smell that,what?,aww its Steve Miller

(3)Who the fuck is that emo cunt? Must be Steve Miller

(4)Whos trying to get into caroline these? Must be Steve Miller
by Livi Skate Park October 27, 2008
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