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Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.
Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"
by aPatheticGeorge November 20, 2020
mugGet the Mid-Mashiemug.

Mid-week Camper

A person that only gets half the job done in every facet of their lives- not dependable, untrustworthy, slick and sleazy water cooler guys!! Hoping to catch a pretty girls eyes. Thing about the weekend on Tuesday- likely to be I’ll on Wednesday as they head down the coast to drink tea in their one person caravan.
Yeah I know Ray on level three- such a fuckingmid-week camper’!!
by Raymond Wailing August 5, 2022
mugGet the Mid-week Campermug.

Mid

We waited 2 years for Whole Lotta Red and it was mid.
by Cartiisass December 24, 2020
mugGet the Midmug.

Mid

My new butt plug is mid
by Buttclencher47 January 23, 2024
mugGet the Midmug.

Mid-western crack whore

Don’t be a mid-western crack whore
by DyldoSchmo September 11, 2020
mugGet the Mid-western crack whoremug.

Mid

That shit is mid
by Joe Smith 1964 July 26, 2023
mugGet the Midmug.

Mid

by squeetfeet April 3, 2022
mugGet the Midmug.

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