I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

I'm in a meeting by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

arrange a meeting 

A phrase that one may use in order to gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.

"Hey! I feel like we have a connection and I would love to arrange a meeting with you soon."

arrange a meeting by misinforming November 16, 2022

back alley meeting 

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.

Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.

back alley meeting by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022

Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.

Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.

Brown-eye Meeting by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023

In a meeting 

When you provide fellatio to your boss to get ahead at work. Generally when the boss is male.

Person 1: Sorry I was in a meeting earlier
Person 2: Oh I gotcha. You get that promotion however you like, pal. Not for me but I don't discriminate.

In a meeting by zimdoh March 7, 2024

in a meeting 

Means to suck your boss's penis literally in order to get ahead at work.

A: Yo sorry I was in a meeting earlier. Just trying to get ahead by giving some head.

B: I admire the work ethic. Your style is not for me but I don't discriminate.

in a meeting by zimdoh March 8, 2024

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

French office meeting by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025