Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

by thenigs May 14, 2017

Mort

A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.

Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.

Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.

by somuchbettertahnyou June 13, 2017

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Mortaling

To act in a way that is problematic to the greater good deity. Innadvertedly acting erroneous to omnibenevolence.

Compared to God humans be mortaling their own freewill upon nature.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

mortell

Mortell is the name giving to someone who is sporty and beautiful and has a caring heart they love everyone and is also smart Mortell is a second name given to people who are unique

Mortell’s are sporty

by Hindjbut December 13, 2017

mortadelo

1) A comic character by Francisco Ibañez
2) A prank in which consists of placing a dick on the nose of someone and the balls as glasses, as comparation to Ibañez's character.

1- "Man, I love Mortadelo & Filemón comics"

2- "I did a Mortadelo to my friend last week and he doesnt talk to me since"

by SittingDictionary December 31, 2017

Mortan

who the hell made that defenition

Mortan Mortan

by ekdfk January 24, 2018