Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 11, 2017
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JoDean

A JoDean is a term used to describe one who is consistently on a "chocolate high"

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice!
"You better watch yo' man Shawanda! That girl is a JoDean!"
by thenigs February 05, 2010
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