Definitions by thenigs
Mort
When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.