Definitions by thenigs

Mort 

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

Mort by thenigs May 14, 2017

JoDean 

A JoDean is a term used to describe one who is consistently on a "chocolate high"

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice!

"You better watch yo' man Shawanda! That girl is a JoDean!"

JoDean by thenigs February 5, 2010