malesky

Evil, cruel, discriminatory against people of the masculine gender.

Uggg, Mrs. Stateman is such a malesky

by K. Lesage November 28, 2004

maple rumbled

when a man and a woman use maple syrup as a lubricant for anal sex. this is a common act in canada.

"Eh guy, i just maple rumbled your mother. She was sweet and sticky. Her anus that is."

by surfskate1911 June 5, 2009

Maplecandy

Maplecandy can be a synthetic drug with amphetamine-like and hallucinogenic properties.
Taken in pill form, users sometimes take Ecstasy at “raves,” clubs and other parties to keep on dancing and for mood enhancement

Maplecandy is also a candy made out of maple.(Thats basic Knowledge)

Lala :What was wrong with Goaty in my Bday party lastnight ??? She was acting craxy like it was her Bday party >.>

Sanals :Rox gave him a maplecandy :P.Dnt tell me you dont know whats a maplecandy -.-

Lala :Um yeah i know....

Sanals :Duhh you fail!

by horoscope June 5, 2011

Maple Bath

A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.

It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!

by One Old Maple Bather December 15, 2011

Maple Leafing

When you are sure to win a game/series and miraculously choke and lose the game, defying all odds.

Source: Toronto Maple Leafs playing in game 7 of 2013 NHL Playoffs Round 1 against the Boston Bruins with 10 minutes to go and leading 4-1, and again with less than 2 minutes left and leading 4-2, start choking and lose the game and the series in OT.

"The Bruins just maple leaf'ed game 6 of the cup final! Karma's a biaaatch!"

"We've almost got this game! let's not be maple leafing it in these final minutes boys!!"

by hockey gods June 27, 2013

maple cyrus

The act of drowning Miley Cyrus with semen.

I spent my entire night maple cyrusing. Sadly, it was unsuccessful.

by Mirey Syrus October 17, 2013

maple fever

1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.

2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.

3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.

4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.

Example 1:

Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!

Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!

Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?

Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!

Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!

by Apu de Beaumarchais November 8, 2015