slot machine 

A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.

"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"

"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"

slot machine by Slotty July 28, 2005

Bone Machine 

This 1992 album was Tom Waits' darkest release yet. Full of dark "cyber drama" and vicious guitar strings, he had totally dropped his piano onto the city sidewalk. Here we find Goin' Out West, Murder In The Red Barn, and the delicate suicide story, The Ocean Doesn't Want Me. Waits' voice sounds stepped on and burned out, but the songs are more amazing than ever because of it.

An excerpt from Bone Machine's-
Black Wings

Well they've stopped trying to hold him
With mortar, stone and chain
He broke out of every prison
Well the boots mount the staircase
The door is flung back open
He's not there for he has risen
He's not there for he has risen
Well he once killed a man with a guitar string
He's been seen at the table with kings
Well, he once saved a baby from drowning
There are those who say beneath his coat there are wings

Bone Machine by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

love machine

Someone who is able to make love for more than 24 hours straight.

Damn he is just one big love machine, he runs for 77 hours straight without being oiled.

love machine by DougMR September 1, 2005

soft machine 

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function

there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.

soft machine by nic jenkins September 26, 2003

Slot Machine 

The act of one woman pleasuring 5(or more) guys at once. One penis in the mouth, 1 penis in each hand, 1 penis in the vagina, and one penis in the butthole.

The entire offensive line for the raiders went to Sandra bullocks house and used her as a slot machine!!!

Slot Machine by Jamesbond99 March 22, 2011

Porn Machine 

Computer.

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.

Porn Machine by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

deuce machine 

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

deuce machine by McCameron June 29, 2007