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Swollen lobster 

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red
Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster
Swollen lobster by meowsierz777 February 1, 2018

Looby Lobster 

The act of when a person with a lobster fetish prepares to insert a fresh lobster into an anus. However, to insert the lobster, the person must loob up the lobster in order to insert the lobster into the anus.
Before Abdul could speak a word, the love of his life spoke four words he has been waiting for for 25 years: "Let's do Looby Lobster tonight".
Looby Lobster by 100%communism February 1, 2019

Red Lobster 

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.
We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.
Red Lobster by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021

Butter my lobster 

1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.
Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.
Butter my lobster by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

steamy hot lobster 

idk its like a lobster that's steamy and hot
"damn that's such a steamy hot lobster."

Aerodynamics of a lobster 

Aerodynamics is a branch of physics and describes how air behaves when in motion and how air acts on objects that are in motion in it. The aerodynamics of a lobster is truly fascinating considering that it has little to no red in it.

It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, I do not know how other people feel but you obviously find it interesting since you decided to look it up here.
Hey, have you heard about the Aerodynamics of a lobster?

Yeah I sure have, the most interesting part is the head since there is little to no re-
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