Richard's Law 

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.

"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."

Richard's Law by brofist November 16, 2012

Eroc's Law 

Eroc's law is an internet axiom that states that in any place where an MMORPG that is not Final Fantasy is mentioned, there will be at least 1 person present to extoll the virtues of Final Fantasy.

Similar to Godwin's Law, in that the longer a conversation about MMORPGs continues, the higher the likelihood of Final Fantasy being mentioned becomes.

"I was on YouTube looking at Ashes of Creation gameplay, but the comments were full of weebs talking about Final Fantasy. Eroc's Law strikes again!"

Eroc's Law by Azraeli May 14, 2021

Dan's Law 

“Shut up and do something!”
Phrase coined by metal singer Dan Vasc, to encourage people to work towards solutions to their problems instead of sitting back and complaining.

I am employing Dan's Law on this issue. Shut up and do something.

Dan's Law by SpaceNinja7 September 11, 2021

Meow Law 

The Meow Law states that any girl who meows during conversation or text is crazy, but is great in bed.

Not a girl to bring home to the parents, but a good time while it lasts.

Not dating material.

Dude, never doubt the meow law. every girl I know who meows is wild

Meow Law by dennis-frogman July 28, 2012

Martian Law 

A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.

I declare Martian Law!!!

Martian Law by Doc Savage217 June 1, 2009

Fraser's Law 

For a car to be a hovercar, it has to hover at or above 1cm above the ground.

That car is only hovering 0.3 cm off the ground. Therefore, it is not a hovercar according to Fraser's Law.

Fraser's Law by codenamepenryn November 3, 2010

Jim Raynor Law 

A law written on a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.

This is usually when someone says that they will not do something, but you want to call someone on it in the future.

Matt: I'm never going ditch you on Halloween

David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law

*Next Halloween*

Matt: I'm not gonna hang with you today

David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit

Jim Raynor Law by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010