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Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.
by Beasta123 July 17, 2010
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Mother in law

A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.
All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.
by Wolves_Ay_We August 26, 2017
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Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin
"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."
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Tiffany's Law

No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts
All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law
by in your walls rn February 27, 2022
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Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.
Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring
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Gooniör’s Law

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.
“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”
by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021
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Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
by partyingnaked July 17, 2012
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