I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomermug. Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, Marcel"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.
by vjel October 10, 2022
Get the late.mug. by Ahonkhai April 29, 2024
Get the Latesmug. "don't late" have the same meaning as "Don't be late".
It's an easier and lazier way to say "Don't be late".
Don't correct it to "Don't be late". It is too long.
It's an easier and lazier way to say "Don't be late".
Don't correct it to "Don't be late". It is too long.
Karen! please don't late for the class if you want to get an A grade in the "Attitude to Learning" part.
by Goodest English Developer January 18, 2023
Get the don't latemug. (adj.)The point where things start to get very weird and the human mind starts to go numb. A time period where people are more likely to do something stupid in groups. Can be the most fun you ever have.
Man that was the weirdest session of late night battlefield. Everyone started crawling around in a big pile.
by Murgle May 8, 2018
Get the Late Nightmug. by irgerijogerog January 27, 2017
Get the Late night snackiesmug. 