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A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.
Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.
TV Junkie by Chris January 11, 2005

mad junkie hos

two girls who usually travel in groups. one is fat and hideous, the other is a huge butter face, and only hangs out with the fat one because it makes her feel better about herself, and is constantly putting her down. these types of girls usually come to partys, get fucked up off 2-3 beers and a bowl ( all scavenged of course)and then set theyre sights on a group of good looking guys to hang out with, make out with, or go cruising with. the guys will usually regret hanging out with these girls in the morning.
damn, when we saw those cops we were buggin out, we had some drunk underage mad junkie hos in the car.
mad junkie hos by ed harris October 14, 2005

commie-fag-junkie 

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.
Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!
commie-fag-junkie by thedzone October 2, 2009

Junkface 

It's what you get when you wash your face with the same thing you use to wash your junk.
"Steve only has one bar of soap in the shower. He totally has junkface."
Junkface by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014

junk-jiggler 

Inadvertant physical hand-on-scrotum contact makes one a "junk-jiggler."
While sparring with Paul, I kicked at the same time as he did a low jab. He totally went for a nut-grab! That guy is such a junk-jiggler.
junk-jiggler by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Junk Slap 

Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>
I junk slapped <person's name> across (his/her) face.
I junk slapped Jessica across her face.
Junk Slap by D$A$V$E May 25, 2006