Jahanger

A wannabe martial artist who spends his days sitting on his fat ass and playing video games.

Is Jahanger present in the dojo today? No, master, he's at home beating Ninja Gaiden on hard.

by Amnesis April 17, 2009

johanis

a group of prophets that start revolutions in any city they reach, also known as Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Teribitha, Macrotites, and Prichardson.

The Johanis' tears cure aids.

by JIMY!@#$# February 7, 2008

Johanna

“Perfect” basic white smart blond aryan piece of shit who wants to kill the fucking curve for a grade and drown you in German nationalism (but we know what you guys did) and she’ll once have a thouhgt about her friends dick being a weird shape like the lunatic she is

Who’s that short annoying blonde
Uhhh idk but she’s a reeaaal Johanna

by atr2718 May 5, 2018

Johans

Pretty swell guy. Usually has snacks, will write you a song if you're sad. Well versed schadenfreude.

Nice hat Johans!

by Strudelhans May 13, 2019

Jhaniya

Very pretty not cute not ugly but pretty she’s an amazing friend and has pretty eyes and she is just like the” dudes”

Jhaniya is a nice person

by Dddjhbvbv January 5, 2019

case of Johanna

Becoming depressed all of a sudden for absolutely no reason.

'Why is Bob so down today?'
'idk, must have a case of Johanna'

by Sewing Machines Australia September 12, 2018

Johanna

A girl who takes the heart out of men /boys and rips there souls of love and moves to the next guy and the next everyone treats her like princess but inside she's a ugly wicked witch

1:man u ok
2:man my girl was a Johanna

1: yea every one treats her like a Johanna too

by Serenajimenezurcool July 10, 2016