Jared

a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.

omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢

by random_umm_person14737 March 5, 2020

Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)

"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"

by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021

Jared

A fuck boy who only wants girls for sex and doesn’t value actual love. He is also a liar, but not a good one because the truth always comes out. He is extremely toxic and obsessive in relationships.

That boy is so stubborn & rude
He’s probably a Jared

by Vhfu bf sun March 5, 2020

Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.

“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”

by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022

Jared Reeves

A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked

I am Jared Reeves

by Fuckjaredreeves June 11, 2018

Jared

A guy who pees on something to make art.

“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”

by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021

Jared

Stupid idiot that contradicts everything he says

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID

by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020