Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024

Jamaican trains

Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words

Pum Pum goes local

And batty Bwoy goes express

Jamaican trains would be nice to revive One day

by Lily’ bam bam February 20, 2024

Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024

Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024

Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024

Jamaican Knee Sweeper

Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.

“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated

by TheFreakyDictionary June 5, 2024

Jamaican Jelly Fruit

The act of using a condom during anal, specifically after the person recieving has recently had diarrhea, ejecting into the condom, tying the end of the condom, and either the person giving or recieving eats the condom.

(Man 1): "I made my girl eat my Jamaican Jelly Fruit!"
(Man 2): "What the fuck?"

by kats067 January 23, 2026