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Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.
Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.
by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021
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fractal jacking

The practice of videotaping yourself masturbating and then masturbating to the video. The process can be continued ad infinitum, till you have created a fractal of narcissistic pornography.
Fractal jacking is one of the top ten pastimes at Harvard.

I just reached the hundredth iteration of my fractal jacking; time to celebrate!
by tungstenseabass December 26, 2010
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Spoon Jacking

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled
Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful
by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014
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flap jackin'

A term for a lesbian sex act similar to scissor sex where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of labia which resembles a stack of pancakes.
This scissor sex isn't hitting it, it's time for some flap jackin'.
by Gigantic Twerp August 14, 2014
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jaw-jacking

Being so high on meth your jaw won't stop moving even when your not talking.
Mordy was so high last night he was jaw-jacking through the whole game.
by Audge 77 March 30, 2020
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Jackin' It

To pleasure one's self immensly
Dude i was totally Jackin' it major last night!
by Martyn Mcfly December 24, 2007
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Jacking off

Another term for the verb everyone knows and loves. Jacking off is a favored past time for numerous men and women alike that consists of slow or violent rubbing on the genital parts. This is often accompanied by various forms of stimuli such as pornography and/or sex toys.

It is important to take note that Jacking off is when the action is happening.
Male Adult: I was jacking off to some BDSM the other night.

Female Adult: That video made wet so I started jacking off.

Another adult: Man John is always horny he can never keep his Dick in his pants so guess what he did in the bathroom? I heard him jacking off.
by Jimple Sack July 15, 2014
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