car queer

An individual that because of their deep love and appreciation for vehicles cannot stay away from car dealerships

I saw your brother in law at the Chevy dealer, he is such a car queer

by Big cat2323 December 29, 2017

Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown

Ethan is a plumber of cars.

by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023

Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.

Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-

by linkage1992 February 7, 2012

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011

car tourism

the act of driving around a new or familiar place as oppose to walking, hence seeing and enjoying more of the area in a short space of time from the comfort of your own car.

girl: lets walk round the new forest

guy: car tourism is the way forward

by unico2525 June 22, 2011

Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.

Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"

by Zroogz June 6, 2018

car chub

A Car Chub is something you get after receiving visual pleasure from an absolute automotive beauty, It is a term that can be used to reference a males genitalia, hence the word "chub"

Bob: Damn dude did you see that car!
Dylan: Yeah man i saw it, it gave me a raging car chub

by Daddy Master 69 January 5, 2020