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funny 5 minutes

When cats and other animals go completely crazy throwing themselves around and chasing things that aren't there (sometimes late at night)and then stop abruptly again
"look at the state of the curtains!"
" I know. Fluffy just had a funny 5 minutes"
by bunnella August 10, 2006
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last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.
The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.
by jpg3 December 24, 2012
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Two minute drill

The act of searching a bar for intoxicated women to bring home within minutes of the bar closing. This usually occurs after the begining of the evening is spent binge drinking and scouting out available women. You may hear people yell "OMAHA!!" before beginning their search. This is done to mimic football legends Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, who use the expression while calling plays with under two minutes remaining in a football game.
Yo Piff...I'm pickled. Time to run the two minute drill. OMAHA!! OMAHA!!
by Pick Majick July 30, 2010
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5 minute rule

A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.
The boss just left - '5 Minute Rule' then we take off?
by wetterinc January 11, 2009
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New York minute

A very brief period of time, presumably considerably less than an Omaha minute.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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anytime minutes friend

A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important enough accept phone calls from you during their daytime minutes.
Wilkowski: Hey Rival, why dont we give Lammanna a call and see if he wants to go to Boomerzzz later.

Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".
by catahoula_wv March 10, 2007
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last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.
Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.
by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013
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