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Heavy Deal 

Something that has become too complicated, difficult or uncomfortable to be worth it or, where because of the above mentioned, has ceased to be enjoyable or worthwhile.
I used to study really hard for my exams, but last week I had a nervous breakdown, so for me the whole thing has become just too much of a heavy deal.

I used to go to a salsa class, but the relationships there made it difficult, so I stopped going, it just became a heavy deal.
Heavy Deal by saddlehome October 6, 2012
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Heavy Freight

A teen with an awesome boob endowment.

More so when coupled with slim hips and legs.

See also Yulia Nova the Russian Big Boob starlette
Man One: (noticing a well filled T) Betcha don't get many of them to the pound.

Man Two: Nah! Such big breathes and only 16.

Man One: yeah, some real heavy freight under there
Heavy Freight by travelling_man January 28, 2013

Heavy Kung Fu 

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
Heavy Kung Fu by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

Heavy back 

I can't lift you up cause my back heavy

These ratchets have heavy backs
These ratchets have heavy backs
Heavy back by Buiyaa January 8, 2015

heavy hornet 

A worthless peice of shit, that no girl would like to suck his dick because he is a twat.
Last night I found out that heavy hornet's ex sucked another dudes dick.
heavy hornet by Sweenerz July 17, 2016

heavy show 

Very good sex given by one person to another; A very strong sex show by either a man or a woman; Sex where all the tricks are pulled out
Melissa put on a heavy show last night...I'm still thinking about her today!
heavy show by cabj1990 November 16, 2016