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Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.
Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!
by Angledrawers August 9, 2018
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half a snack

Someone who is only a little attractive at that time
Wow Jenny you only look like half a snack today... It rough!
by Thegirlnextdoor06 June 5, 2018
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half-lame

When someone is so lame that they can't even be fully lame
"My neighbour's half-lame. She does nothing but posts tiktoks day-in-day-out and shares those tiktoks on her other social media apps."
by caffeineabuser June 7, 2021
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Half is Thirteen

Expressed in a mathematical, H= 1+3. H represents the level of intoxication of an individual, while 1+3 denotes the minimum level acceptable under Beac law. The variables 1 and 3 are dynamic and increase over the course of the drinking period, until H is equal to way too many numerical values.
Person A: How was last night?
Person B: Dude, H was definitely = to 1+3 last night.
Person A: Cool story bro. And what you up to tonight?
Person B: Gonna rage. H will equal all kinds of different numbers.
Person A: Makes sense. After all, Half is Thirteen.
by D.J.Oco October 9, 2012
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half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.
"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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half squidy

very very moist
by eliburg098@gmail.com July 4, 2016
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