half-lame

When someone is so lame that they can't even be fully lame

"My neighbour's half-lame. She does nothing but posts tiktoks day-in-day-out and shares those tiktoks on her other social media apps."

by caffeineabuser June 7, 2021

Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.

"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!

by crazyfooc September 29, 2011

half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017

Half-Sick

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.

A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche

by Spandex Unicorn January 22, 2009

Half Jay

A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.

Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"

by Not_Gregory October 19, 2019

half-living

The state of which only half of your life is actually being used to full potential.

Sarah has chosen to never again eat chocolate and is now only half-living.

by QueenKathryn January 12, 2015

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 2, 2011