What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.
When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.
When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.
by cscottsy December 2, 2011
Get the Half Tasking mug.When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."
whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)
As mention on Keith and the Girl.
whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)
As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
Get the Half Post mug.when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
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Get the Half-dash mug.Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
2) Guiseppe Carlino
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
2) Guiseppe Carlino
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