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Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.
I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.
by cscottsy December 2, 2011
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
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Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.
"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!
by crazyfooc September 29, 2011
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half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017
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half bitch

When someone is being a bitch but not a complete bitch so there for he or she is classified as a half bitch
Dawg he’s not really being a bitch he’s just being a half bitch you know?
by Assbite69 November 10, 2018
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Half Depressed

When you're not depressed but also not mentally healthy
Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...
by furgledurg9000 February 27, 2019
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