I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020

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hawking

to hawk (v) - fixating on a particular individual in a predatory manner (usually out in a in a social setting eg. club/bar/hookah spot in NYC ;) and attempting to stealthily monitor their every move while being clearly conspicuous and unnerving to all.

-Did you see Nika totally hawking at the club last night?!?

- Yea she was like a vulture guarding its meat!

by BeLiNaka February 28, 2011

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hating

hating: a crime punishable with no less than death in the houston texas area.

no hating please!
your going to get your self killed!
me: too late bitch!............

by jc from h-town November 9, 2007

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hawking

hustling, talking up

"He was hawking the tables trying to get a game"

by Dick Weed March 7, 2005

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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.

Press: Where is Sanford?

Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.

by kneenuh July 12, 2009

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