by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011
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by not samantha. May 11, 2016
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short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
Get the hags mug.A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
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Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
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