Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

grenade launcher factory

an extremely ugly/obese girl that is completely unattractive who often hangs out with hot girls.

"yo do u wanna go talk to those hot girls over there?"

"nah dude cuz then one of us will have to get with the grenade launcher factory.

by cfash July 28, 2010

genmay

Genmay is an internet forum which is hellbent on reusing old and now unfunny internet catchphrases. Just look at the other definitions for what I mean. Most of thier humour is stolen from somethingawful.com after their forums have sucked all the funny out of it.

Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!

Hey man, I just visited Genmay and I saw a totally hilarious image of Admiral Ackbar saying IT'S A TRAP. AHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL.

by Tom November 8, 2004

genmay

Originally a play of the words GayMen but rearranged and claimed to be short for General Mayhem.

But we all know the real truth don't we?

I'm just off to get some homo porn from GayMen, er I mean post on GenMay.

by lol July 12, 2004

genmay

One of the primary perpetuators of the Bunchie phenomenon.

Wow. Genmay made yet another Bunchie parody.

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Grenade

A bigger,ugly chick...see also land mine

Ronnie gets in a fight with Sammie on the hit show Jersey Shore and starts hooking up with Grenades and Land mines

by ForTheThrill August 1, 2010