Funcle

A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.

that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.

by psuef March 30, 2009

fence

A fence is what you take when someone suggests that you obtained goods illegally.

Don't take a fence, but did you really pay fifteen hundred quid for an Yves St Laurent suit that doesn't fit?

by Urban-Joe November 7, 2012

jump a fence

to smoke weed or a spliff

"you been jumpin' fences again?"

by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

funch

fun lunch-lunch with drinks.

"oh lets go to go get take out then go to the liquor store for some booze then we'll go home and have funch."

by ii haaatteeeee yooooouuuuuuuuu April 17, 2009

funcool

one who is both fun and cool.
however, this is not to be confused with the term "cunfool," which is quite the opposite.

"Hey, you know that chic chloe? Man, is she a funcool or what?"

by peppermint pattie April 6, 2009

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

Paint the Fence

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.

My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.

by wampler24 December 4, 2019