eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

ninja you froze

when a ninja freeze on the facetime

“NINJA YOU FROZE!”

by rexburkheadsquestionableheadas September 16, 2018

bowl of frozen blue berrys

A superb depression snack

Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berrys

by ©Straighthateclub March 29, 2021

bowl of frozen blue berries

A superb depression snack

Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berries

by ©Straighthateclub March 29, 2021

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

why hell froze over

Satan was playing Rust

Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.

by Cash_Mohney October 12, 2023