Free Pony

What you will get when we elect Vermin Supreme for president in 2020!

"My free pony platform is of course is a jobs creation program it will create lots and lots of jobs once we ah switch over to pony based economy, it will also lower our dependence on foreign oil, we will also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas, and wonderful compost and we will be able to re-up our soil that is being depleted by aero-chemicals etcetera. etcetera. etcetera." - Vermin Supreme

by Spooky G April 26, 2019

Sugar Free

Not sweet tough. A tough person.

I am sugar free not sweet like honey.

by lo d November 23, 2009

Gluten-Free Friend

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate, like the boys in No Nut November

Ay are you still in Finger Free February?
Nah yesterday night was hitting different.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

「Stone Free」

When you can make strings out of your body and suddenly became spider-man

「Stone Free」! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA... ORAAA!!!

by Words of Lord November 7, 2019

Juice Ain't Free

To refer to something as not free.

All the lights were on in the house and kevin informed chris that juice ain't free nigga!!

by Kevin Klever August 25, 2008

FREE with paid order

FREE as long as you pay this absurd price along with it.

by Larstait November 5, 2003