Silly Fetus

A blonde-haired creature with youthful features usually standing roughly 6 feet in height. Contrary to popular belief, the Silly Fetus' hair is naturally blonde despite its black eyebrows. Its name is derived from its odd temperament (Silly) and the fact that it commonly smells as if it just came out of a vagina (fetus). The vaginal scent from the Silly Fetus is a mystery to many scientists as the creature does not get a lot of pussy.

A: What's that walking through the woods?? A Silly Fetus perhaps?

B: No, that's Sasquatch.

A: How can you be so sure?

B: It doesn't smell like a fish market out here.

by SeeMan July 22, 2012

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

happy feetus

like happy feet, but inside your pregnant belly.

When your baby is so happy that you can feel it kicking its feet around.

Girl, yo baby is kicking like crazy, must have a case of happy feetus!

by Meselfandeye September 24, 2016

Sugar fetus

Someone who looks like a fetus living in the closet and try to get a sugar daddy/mommy.

Have you seen her trying to get a sugar daddy online?
She looks like fetus and never come out of her closet
She doesn't look like someone anyway
Some guys will like to feed her like a fetus
She is sugar fetus

by Goodchild July 16, 2016

walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen

That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.

by I knowledgepeople March 29, 2017

ur fetus has no genus

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult

Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.

Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*

by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018

culinary fetus

A culinary fetus is when you over eat and feel bloated after.

Omg I ate way too much now I've got a culinary fetus

by Tmnt123 May 29, 2018