floridian edges

when it gets so hot that your baby hairs stick to your forehead and you can move them to look like edges

bewfert: yo it’s so hot
bartholomew: ikr i’m sweating so much i got them floridian edges

by go bonkers ye August 23, 2019

florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.

Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.

by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator

"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."

by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

florida state thespians

a bunch of druggies who know every word to hamilton and be more chill

at state in 2019 a group of florida state thespians overdosed in the bathroom at the dance and everyone had to evacuate.

by Joe BananaMama March 11, 2020

Florida

Where there is relaxation, warmth, and absolute mayhem.

Anything can happen in florida. dinosaurs, time travel, tornadoes, FFAs, and is a great spot for the meme community.

by Js16307 April 15, 2020