Flexinility

Descriptor for an elderly person who is adept at Yoga.
Alternatively someone who claims great mental flexibility as they are constantly forgetting things.

He was astounded at his great grandmother's flexinility after her nursing home Yoga class.

by Aceyducey September 25, 2018

FLEXABAR

An Organic or Based Action performed under the influence (perferbally audio recording). In other words, When the mind is at its creative peak.

Tommy: Bro what if we ma-mad *Burps* made like a book... With no words, Like totally make it 300 pages.

Adam: Yo....that would be FLEXABAR Asf

by Mark Pluto January 27, 2019

Flexacution

When that one gym nigga flex so hard that you fuckn die

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yeah I heard it was a flexacution"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

Flexilitus

Someone with an uncontrollable attraction to the way someone caught fleas

Logan caught fleas, Robert couldn't understand why he felt the attraction towards Logan with his new fleas.maybe it was Flexilitus.

by Pooskills June 23, 2019

Flexicon

The collection of words and phrases politicians and the PC culture use to avoid answering a question; flexible, vague language

"I tried to ask the mayor about homelessness, but he just dug around in the flexicon and i think i may have gotten an answer about recycling..."

by Treblatsirc October 9, 2019

flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect

hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing

by countinbis March 15, 2020

flexification

the process of becoming the ultimate flexer

damn. he in the process of flexification. that shit too hot for my eyes

by FlexTheTitan March 24, 2020