Fenks

The act of bending over whilst nude so that the "victim" gets a view of both the anus and the dangling scrotum. It is quite common to have both hands placed on the butt cheeks which are then used to pull the ass further apart, thus giving the viewer a better look at the anus.

Guy #1: "Hey man, what did you get your mother for Mother's Day?"
Guy #2: "I was all out of money so I just gave her a fenks."

James fenksed Sally.

Troy thought it was the middle of the night, turns out he was just looking straight into the anus of an almighty fenks.

by fenks-it-313 July 26, 2011

finesse

n. when you have an academically challenging schedule and successfully dodge difficult class periods in order to compensate for your inadequacy and inefficiency.

1) Often associated with an athletic, well-balanced kid, who also has a social life, yet chooses to take a difficult courses in order to convey academic rigor to colleges. Usually has deep seated insecurities.

Mikhail: Where's Duncan? This is the fifth Econ test he's missed in a row.
Erik: That kid has finesse! We'll see him next period.

Mr. Marsheck: Anika hasn't taken a math test on time once this semester, huh? She's sure sick a lot.
Emily Kuo: It's the finesse.

by 821softball April 7, 2017

finished

when a female is so damn ugly not even a divine intervention can enhance her nausiating physical appearance

yo dawg, that bitch be FINISHED!

by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

Finisher

When you finish jacking off, you rub your jizz on your cock, and find the nearest girl. After finding one, you slap your jizz covered cock in her face.

“Hey dude I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go do a finisher”
“Alright bro but put on some pants”

by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021

facebook fink

Someone who turns you in to your parents or school with information gleened on FB.

The snitch weasel ratted me out to my Mom after seeing photos on Facebook that I wasn't really sick that day. He's such a mama's boy facebook fink.

by Sara Bellhum April 7, 2010

modern finish

While receiving an old fashioned, and after getting extremely frustrated, having a woman finish you off with a nice blowjob, because everyone knows handjobs suck.

I was receiving an Old-fashioned last night, but I got bored and made her give me the modern finish.

by rudeboyboy December 10, 2010

READ BETWEEN THE FINES

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.

"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."

by HAMMAHOUSE July 20, 2009