Face-fucked

It's too obvious. For a man to fuck a womans face/mouth with his cock. Typically when the woman is on her back.

Dude, I was fucking her missionary, pulled out, and Face-fucked her!

by Jamie Seven September 24, 2005

face plant

A serious fall in which you land on your face. It's called a "face plant" because it appears as if you're trying to do an impression of a plant with your face as its roots.

Last night at Sigma Chi I was so wasted that I slipped, bounced off the ramp, and did a serious face-plant onto the ground below.

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Face Bacon

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

by FaceBacon July 6, 2009

face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.

Marcus is such a face muncher.

by pizazz April 20, 2006

Face off

To settle an argument two men stand face to face and feverishly masterbate. The first to ejaculate on the other wins.

Today Rick and Barry really got into it. It ended up in a face off and when the smoke cleared you could really tell by the mess who won, poor Barry he was a real mess.

by Yard dog #5 June 12, 2016

Face Girl

A girl that loves to suck cock for the sole purpose and grand pleasure of taking it in the face.

"Dude this face girl is awesome. I get a BJ and then she gets it in the face, its a complete win-win situation!"

"Charlie Sheen would describe the time I spend with my face girl as an epic bi-winning experience."

by WordNinja007 October 23, 2011

Face base

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to appear on Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "In a relationship".

"It looks like Kat has made it to Face base with that new guy."

"Yeah his picture is all over her profile now."

by Elgebar December 6, 2009