A bullshit high school located in the eastern portion of Chula Vista, California in San Diego County. The school is surrounded by an upper middle class suburb. It is supposed to be one of the best high schools academically. Many of the students who attend this school are considered "posers", "wannabees", & "sociales" who lack any street cred and bite off the Bay Area's "Hyphy" scene. The students at this school volunteer their homes for scandolous house parties with bullshit party crews where desperate horny 21+ putos party with little underage teenage girls & post their videos on You Tube so everyone can let them know how full of shit they are. These putos also tend to pay for overpriced clothing brands such as G-Unit, Roc-a-Fella, Sean John, Famous Stars & Straps, Vans, DC, Volcom, etc. and wear everything 3 sizes bigger so they can look all hardcore when in fact, they look more like a bunch of minstrels who enforce bad stereotypes upon African-American & Mexicans, while setting them back 50 years in progress. Every kid & their momma has an I-Phone, a Sidekick, and an Ipod because they are fuckin spoiled. It is also known for its scandolous reputation such as the "Nymphomanicas" who were an unofficial school club who initiated their members by having them engage in a threesome with two members of the opposite sex, drinking a 40, & sporting tattoos with the letters - "NFL" which stood for "Nymphos For Life". Academically, the school has developed a bad rep for having a shitty administration, including having 2 shitty principals (the previous one an asshole - "El Superman" & the current one a pussy who lacks the balls to do his job). They swear they are so "ghetto" & "cool" when they are softer than a Hallmark Card and stupid assholes like "Johnny Gayon" sit next to you in class.
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Get the Eastlake High School mug.A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.
Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).
Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.
To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).
Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.
To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
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A place where everyone is either fake, a bitch, or retarder. It's a shitty town, filled with scum bags and two faced bitches with the personal hygiene of chimpanzee.
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