Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.

Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.

Ethan by Emaster304 November 6, 2020

ethan

ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)

person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan

ethan by Ilove food November 10, 2020

Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler

Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis

Ethan by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021

Ethan

Mostly someones ex, a cishet white boy.

oh my god you're such an ethan

Ethan by AntSoup March 3, 2021

Ethan

An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.

Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.

Ethan by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021

Ethan

likes to play with people's feelings and asks for nudes all the time

Ethan played so many girls

Ethan by thatonespecificgirl November 22, 2021

Ethan

A bird

He is a bird named Ethan.

Ethan by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021