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ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)
person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan
ethan by Ilove food November 10, 2020
A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
Ethan by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021
Mostly someones ex, a cishet white boy.
oh my god you're such an ethan
Ethan by AntSoup March 3, 2021
An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.
Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.
Ethan by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021
likes to play with people's feelings and asks for nudes all the time
Ethan played so many girls
Ethan by thatonespecificgirl November 22, 2021
He is a bird named Ethan.
Ethan by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021