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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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essanna

Essanna is a rare name that is mainly given to girls.

The name means “the sacred eyes”
This name should only be given to the second girl child that is born into the family.
My name is Essanna.
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Essex Girl

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’
Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!
by EGLF August 8, 2024
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eisenhower republican

A genuine dead center moderate who can lean somewhat left or somewhat right.
Lets face it. There are very few Eisenhower republicans left today.
by Sicilian Cowboy October 10, 2023
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Estenier

An Estenier is a very rare guy he’s usually quiet when he’s not around friends. He’s helpful and fun to be around with. Until the night approaches. During the night he’s a vigilante, a shining light for the homeless and the weak however for some he is darkness a NIGHTMARE, ESTENIER IS BATMAN.
OHMY LORDY LORD ITS ESTENIER!! a very rare name top 1% of the milky way galaxy better than the name Deven, Alex or Owen.
by REALSTENIER November 21, 2023
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Esven

Esven is an ordinary, friendly guy. He’s always nice to others, even to those who mistreat him. He loves talking to people, but people don’t seem to like talking to him. This doesn’t bother him though, because he knows that someone out there will. Here’s a little quote from him, “There’s no need to hate them back, they’re just missing out on what’s on my side.”
Guy 1: I’m not feeling so bright today, I wish I could talk to someone

Guy 2: Talk to Esven, he loves talking to people about issues and whatnot!

Guy 1: (Some random excuse not to talk
to Esven)
by italkalot November 23, 2023
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Estenier

Estenier is a powerful name, not a lot of people have it but if you find one try to not lose them.Its unique and special. Someone with the name estenier is basically spider-man. Not the type of guy to have a girlfriend he likes to be alone.
Oh there’s estenier, wouldn’t want to lose you buddy
by REALSTENIER November 25, 2023
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