empticiymabmpuuicoyd

What you say when your cat sticks its claws in your face

I got empticiymabmpuuicoyd by my cat last night

by HIGH PREIST OF SHRONK May 24, 2019

HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007

smile empty soul

A band that was punkrock but is now emo, yet is still decent, there about only band that went from punkrock to emo and didnt suck ass

Smile empty soul's first album smile empty soul was a good punkrock album, but in their second album anxiety they sounded like good charlotte in

by smoogyfoogyboo September 20, 2005

Caveat Emptor

Latin for a Tuff Tittie...

Steven Colbert: Caveat Emptor or Latin for a Tuff tittie...

by Dave T. September 17, 2006

emetophilia

sick sick sick..yes that's havin' your sex partner do a technicolor yawn on you for sexual..yuch..satisfaction!

i don't believe people and how mucho stupid they can get, sometimes..but this? give me a fuckin' break, well ya?!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

by spurtd21 December 1, 2009