Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)
by Dr.Pepper March 24, 2006
To kick one in the testicles so hard that they protrude out the eye sockets. Then slingshot back through the anus and leave the body forever.
by Dr.pepper June 02, 2023