scoopoling

To kick one in the testicles so hard that they protrude out the eye sockets. Then slingshot back through the anus and leave the body forever.

Guy: I love scoopoling people

by Dr.pepper June 01, 2023

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008