tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016

Call of Duty

A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.

Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!

Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.

by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018

lime duty

The art of cutting limes to a perfect shape and size to fit a Corona bottle.

Mark- “Yo Burjak, want to take pictures this week?”
Burjak- “Sorry bro, I’m staying with the wife and kids, I’m on lime duty cause its Rona season.”

by Burjak December 17, 2019

Call of duty Trickshot

A game made by treyarch and activition,they changed the world, like call of duty black ops 2, modern warfare 2,black ops 1,black ops3,ect.YOU spin in circles and do some tricks in the air like, doble yy, nac,instaswap,titty nac,shock charge cancel

HOLY SHIT I JUST HIT A 1080 SUICIDE ON CARRIER!,I FUCKING CLAPPED THE KID WITH MY 720 INSTASWAP TRICKSHOT,

yo dude i hit a call of duty trickshot, it was sick as hell

by Holynx 11 April 28, 2022

Call of duty

A mid game that has been the same for 18 years

Damn, Call of duty sucks ass.

by _Oink December 15, 2021

call of duty

a place where you can get called a n-word, get quick-scoped. ect. but its also a place made by activision who are gay for keep on making that gay game GO PLAY FORTNITE NIGGAS!!!!!

me?:yo what you playing?

him: call of duty

me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite

him; that the real gay game

me; get out of my house.

by chip dip dick tickler January 31, 2023

dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024